Bleak souls prevail.
Chris Ault Muthafucka'.

  • Ben: He's just like me except... You know... With mad skills.

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mothers day was so 2 months ago

not for the mother of freedom

HAHAHAHA.

Mother of freedom….alright then.

In the land of the fat, and the home of the hypocritical and judgmental.  Not to say that all Americans are like that, I have some cracking American mates but yeah, y’all take your shit too seriously…

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Do it, it is actually quite good…  Kinda.

Do it, it is actually quite good…  Kinda.

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Blain Manson in ten years.

Blain Manson in ten years.

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So… This happened again.  Just in time for tour.

So… This happened again.  Just in time for tour.

Now she would be very hot… But she’s an instant zero because of those colours.
LONG LIVE THE GIANTS. 

Now she would be very hot… 
But she’s an instant zero because of those colours.

LONG LIVE THE GIANTS. 

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YASSS.

YASSS.

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For fans of How I Met Your Mother, I jut noticed something incredible that the internet hasn’t picked up on yet.

Not sure what episode it was, but at the end of an episode Ted was sitting at his desk and the globe behind him has a pretty big fucking easter egg.
If you look at it, it’ the coast of Australia and India but there i another island just added in. If you see it you’ll honestly be impressed haha.
Maybe I just care because I’m baked. 

And when you’re in my bed you’re on the wrong fucking side.

And when you’re in my bed you’re on the wrong fucking side.

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http://myworld.ebay.co.uk/laurawyllie-uk

Help the missus out.

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I miss rough sex.

The Beagles
HOLMES.

The Beagles

HOLMES.

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out my ass

Just like someone I know.

Just like someone I know.

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